Me, Myself & Irene Quotes
2000 films, 2000s American films, Road comedy films, Films directed by the Farrelly brothers, Films set in Rhode Island
Top Quotes
“Had enough? Up yours.”
“Arrivederci, deadwood.”
“The Baileygates Triplets”
“Ever been bitch slapped?”
“Will you marry me, bitch?”
“John-Eliot Jordan - Pizza Boy”
“Well looky here, it's a human Q-tip.”
“Charlie's like origami, he folds under pressure.”
“Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.”
“I got no beef with you. This is between me and the kid.”
“That was me. Yeah, big deal. The guy's got his glassjaw.”
“I've seen it first-hand; the guy's nuttier than squirrel turds!”
“[To Irene] Name's Hank, Hank Evans; for little girls...”
“[After Dicky falls on Hank] Warden. I want my own cell.”
“[To Irene] Come on, don't be mad, my little pussy-fart.”
“Jim Carrey - Charlie Baileygates/Hank Evans (the father of Triplets)”
“[Before ending credits] Thanks for watching our motherfucking movie!”
“[When a guy throws a cigarette butt onto the ground] Well fuck my ozone.”
“I'm not leaving till the morning, but you know the rules when I go: no bitches after eleven.”
“Zen Gesner - Agent Petersen”