Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Quotes
British films, Comedy films, Heist films, Cult films, 1998 films, Independent films, Gambling films, Films directed by Guy Ritchie, Films about organized crime
Top Quotes
“Cupid, stupid!”
“Nick Marcq – Charles”
“A Disgrace to Criminals Everywhere.”
“Peter McNicholl – Little Chris”
“Oi! Keep your fingers out of my soup!”
“Sting (musician) – J.D. (Eddy's Dad)”
“Mr. Breaker. Today, my name is Mr. Breaker!”
“Big Chris: It's been emotional.”
“Anyway, fuck it. The battle is over and the war is won.”
“No mortgages, no debts – lock, stock, the fucking lot.”
“[To Dog holding up a gun] Bend over the fucking desk!”
“No, fuck that. You can think about it. I am panicking and I'm off.”
“If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it.”
“Winston: Charles, get the rifle out. We're being fucked!”
“They're lacking in criminal credibility, ain't they? I might get laughed at.”
“When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop, know what i mean?”
“There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.”
“You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not!”