Johnny Dangerously Quotes
Mafia comedy films, 1984 films, Films set in New York City, Films directed by Amy Heckerling
Top Quotes
“Marilu Henner - Lil Sheridan”
“The Lower East Side. This really sucks.”
“The name's Dangerously. Johnny Dangerously.”
“Polly: You missed, fuckface!”
“Organized crime has never been so disorganized!”
“Michael Keaton - Johnny Kelly (a.k.a. Johnny Dangerously)”
“You shouldn't shoot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once... Once.”
“You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once... Once.”
“I've fulfilled a lot of people's predictions about me. I've become a real scumbag.”
“I never should have picked a name like that. A name like that you gotta live up to.”
“Ray Walston - Vendor”
“Dick Butkus - Arthur”
“Danny DeVito - Burr”
“Ron Carey - Pat”
“Dom DeLuise - The Pope”
“Bless the saints, it's an ashtray! I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it!”
“Neal Israel - Dr. Zilman”
“Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked.”
“Peter Boyle - Jocko Dundee”
“Joe Piscopo - Danny Vermin”