Jackass: The Movie Quotes
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Top Quotes
“That was my flesh!”
“You little bastard!”
“Do you have a pocket ass?”
“This is the Muscle Simulator.”
“I think I'm a little concussed.”
“With stuff you'd never see on TV”
“I can't believe he got that far!”
“This is designed to fuck you up!”
“I'm Weeman and this is a big cone.”
“Knoxville knocked my nuts in half!”
“I have bad news written all over me.”
“I am so glad I turned this idea down.”
“Oh fuck, I feel like I have to shit my ass!”
“I'm Raab Himself and I'm a complete fucking idiot.”
“I fell and busted my ass, that's what's fuckin' wrong!”
“[After getting a surprise haircut] Eh! What the fuck!”
“Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?”
“[Referring to father Phil's obesity] Look at Phil's tummy.”
“Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and we're about to test my rocket skates.”
“[Referring to bungee wedgie] This is like worse than a hanging.”