Ivan Vasilievich Changes Profession Quotes

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“If you were my wife, I'd hang myself.”

“I've seen the wonders of technology... but this...!”

“What, have you been released from the madhouse yet?”

“(to Tsar-Bunsha) Dear autocrat, we are lost.”

“(apart) Well, he is looking. (to Bunsha) You will make a hole on me!”

“(to Bunsha who tries call police) I said: han' up! Han' up!!! I smash you, you hat!”

“I am an actor of Big and Small academic theaters. And my name... My name is too famous to be called!”

“However, I am amazed at your calmness. And if you know, Shurik, I’m even tempted to start a scandal.”

“(having got into a richly furnished Shpak's apartment) Well, this time I successfully entered!”

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“(to Bunsha) Why are you looking at me like that, dear Sir? There are no patterns nor growing flowers on me.”

“The army has rebelled! They say the Tsar is not genuine!Often quoted ironically when talking about forgery.”

“Ulyana Andreevna, I reigned, but not cheated on you! They tempted me with the Tsarina, but I did not succumb! I swear!”

“Why didst thou hurt the boyarina, thou lowly man?!
  Ты пошто боярыню обидел, смерд?!”

“I confess that, at least not of my own free will, but under the compulsion of Prince Miloslavsky, I was temporarily the acting Tsar.”

“(was able to get out of the elevator by signing the door with the Sign of the Cross) That's what the Life-giving Cross does!”

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