Happiest Season Quotes
2020 films, Christmas comedy films, LGBT-related films, American romantic comedy films, 2020s American films, Films set in Pittsburgh
Top Quotes
“Shut up, Jane!”
“Burl Moseley - Eric”
“I have a way with routers.”
“Have they ever met a lesbian?”
“Come on, guys. Just hug it out.”
“One big secret, two terrible liars.”
“I always skated circles around you.”
“I am not hiding you. I am hiding me.”
“Kristen Stewart - Abigail "Abby" Holland”
“This holiday, come out and meet the family.”
“Harper is a lesbian! Abby is her girlfriend.”
“This holiday, everyone’s secrets are coming out.”
“I track everybody. If the NSA can do it, so can I.”
“[repeated line to Abby]: I'm tracking you.”
“Way to stick it to the patriarchy. Really well done.”
“Isn't this the best time of the year? I mean, really.”
“Harper isn't out and her parents don't know we're together.”
“I don't know about you, but I am single and I am ready to mingle.”
“Let me know if you guys need any more room. I can make myself real small.”
“I had night terrors. They put me down here so I wouldn't wake everyone up.”