Evolution (film) Quotes
2001 films, 2000s American films, comedy films, extraterrestrial life films, films directed by Ivan Reitman, films set in Arizona, science fiction films, Films about evolution
Top Quotes
“Dan Aykroyd - Governor Lewis”
“Have a nice end of the world.”
“Let's shampoo us some aliens!!”
“Coming to wipe that silly smile off your planet.”
“Wikipedia: Evolution (film)”
“David Duchovny - Dr. Ira Kane”
“Rotten Tomatoes: Evolution”
“Ted Levine - General Russell Woodman”
“Seann William Scott - Wayne Grey”
“Julianne Moore - Dr. Allison Reed, CDC”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Evolution”
“Orlando Jones - Prof. Harry Phineas Block”
“[during the second expedition to the meteorite cavern, to Ira about Dr. Reed] All she needs is a good humping. [mocks Reed while "demonstrating" sex] Oh Ira! I-i-i-i-ra...OOOH IRA!”
“Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same old, boring magazine everyday. The end". And although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be, I still could not bring myself to put an "A" on top of those beauties. I hope you understand, guys.”