Ernest Goes to Jail Quotes
1990 films, 1990s American films, Prison films, Comedy films, Disney films
Top Quotes
“This is pathetic.”
“Ernest Goes to Camp”
“Ernest Scared Stupid”
“Ernest Saves Christmas”
“Here, I'll help you up!”
“Ernest, we're late for work!”
“Look, I'm not this guy Nash!”
“Pull on it! Pull on it, Chuck!”
“This guy is better off in jail.”
“Is everyone who works here a moron?”
“Nash, I said the let the hostages go!”
“Now, Nash, you'll never get away with this!”
“We're sorry, Ernest, Bobby didn't know the mace can was loaded.”
“(Thinking Nash is Ernest) You are slime Ernest P. Worrell!”
“I've never been inside a restaurant that doesn't have a drive-thru window before.”
“Don't worry about that diet, tubby. Once I set this fuse, you'll lose all that weight.”
“[Finds Rimshot in the trashcan] What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?”
“Wikipedia: Ernest Goes to Jail”
“Real men are not intimidated by physical threats against their personal selves, and, ironically, neither am I.”
“[To Nash's lawyer as he's being taken to the chair] You pal, you're not getting anymore of my business!”