Coneheads (film) Quotes
1993 films, 1990s American films, Comedy science fiction films, Extraterrestrial life films, Screenplays by Dan Aykroyd, Saturday Night Live films
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“Maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones.”
“Dan Aykroyd as Beldar Conehead / Donald R. DeCicco”
“Highmaster: Let it be written... are you writing this?”
“You know, Connie, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything.”
“Gorman Seedling: You just can't talk religion with some people!”
“[going into labour] My plubar has broken,....the birth spasm has begun.”
“Sinbad as Otto”
“Wikipedia: Coneheads (film)”
“Michelle Burke as Connie Conehead”
“[to Connie, after coming back to Earth] It is not every day a father can give the world to his child.”
“Michael McKean as Gorman Seedling, INS Agent”
“David Spade as Eli Turnbull, Seedling's assistant”
“Ronnie: [seeing Connie eat] Whoa! My mother is the only one who could take a sandwich like that.”
“Chris Farley as Ronnie Bradford, Connie's boyfriend”
“Jane Curtin as Prymaat Conehead / Mary Margaret Rowney”
“[about being stranded on Earth] When the High Master hears of this, he will surely cut off my plargh and hand it to me.”
“[about waiting on his car repairs] Very well. What choice do I have? It is as if you have seized me at the base of my snarglies!”
“I find you unacceptable! If I did not fear incarceration by human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient force to your blunt skull so as to cause its collapse!”
“If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great.”
“[to Ronnie] The frightening statistics of young earthlings mangling themselves in internal combustion vehicles on the night of prom ritual makes me insist that you use maximum safety awareness, return at the predesignated time coordinates, and, in fact, take my car. Its reinforced alloy superstructure is far superior to that of your broken down, rusted out shitbox.”