Club Paradise Quotes
1986 films, 1980s American films, Comedy films, Films directed by Harold Ramis, Screenplays by Harold Ramis, Films set in the Caribbean, Films about vacationing, Films set on beaches
Top Quotes
“Robin Williams - Jack Moniker”
“I will eat his bones!”
“I will crush Ernest Reed!”
“Twiggy - Phillipa "Philadelphia" Lloyd”
“Forget this place. You guys are gonna love the Caymans!”
“There's a sickness in this place, and I'm the doctor. It's time to operate!”
“I ain't one for these songs! I have my own songs—I'm not doing these songs.”
“[after hearing Jack's name] Moniker? What kind of a name is "Moniker"?”
“Mary Gross - Jackie”
“Robin Duke - Mary Lou”
“Joe Flaherty - Pilot”
“Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest.”
“Jimmy Cliff - Ernest Reed”
“Rick Moranis - Barry Nye”
“Wikipedia: Club Paradise”
“Louise Bennett - Portia”
“Carey Lowell - Fashion Model”
“Andrea Martin - Linda White”
“Eugene Levy - Barry Steinberg”
“Gentlemen, I just spoke to the owner of Club Paradise, and believe me, he is dying to sell.”