Chicago (2002 film) Quotes

“Boy, what a sap I was!”

“Some men just can't hold their arsenic.”

“What's your talent; washing and drying?”

“Miss Velma Kelly in an act...of desperation.”

“In this town, murder's a form of entertainment.”

“(Singing) Who says that murder's not an art?”

“You're a free woman, Roxie Hart. And God save Illinois.”

“And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.”

“This is Chicago, kid. You can't beat fresh blood on the walls.”

“(Singing) She'd say, "What's your sister like?" I'd say, "Men."”

“(Smoking her cigarette and smoke puffs from her red lips) Cicero.”

“Sometimes you get a little success, and it's good riddance to who put you there.”

“(after singing Mr. Cellophane) Hope I didn't take up too much of your time.”

“Oh, and by the way, here's a piece of advice from me to you: lay off the caramels.”

“This dress makes me look like a Woolworths lamp shade! I'm not wearing this dress!”

“Mr. Billy Flynn and the press conference rag. Notice how his mouth never moves...almost.”

“[Billy Flynn goes to cross-examine Velma Kelly] Ladies and gentlemen...a tap dance.”

“(Singing) No, I'm no one's wife, but oh, I love my life!! And all... that... Jazz!!!!”

“(Singing) Ask any of the chickies in my pen, they'll tell you I'm the biggest mother... hen.”

“(Velma just sung "I Can't Do It Alone") So where was the part where you blew her brains out??”