Black Sheep (1996 film) Quotes
1996 films, 1990s American films, Comedy films, Buddy films, Films set in Washington (state), Films about elections
Top Quotes
“David Spade - Steve Dodds”
“There's no access for you in this quadrant.”
“And so he says, "Rectum? Damn near killed'em!"”
“Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?”
“[trying to pronounce "roads"] Row-ads. Roods.”
“Boy, I could sure use some cupcakes or peanut butter cups right now.”
“We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her!”
“Tim Matheson - Al Donnelly”
“Chris Farley - Mike Donnelly”
“[on Drake Sabitch] This guy is like Leatherface, Chucky, and Jan Brady all rolled into one.”
“Rotten Tomatoes: Black Sheep”
“[on stage making a fool of himself] That's one small step for man! One giant... I have a dream!”
“Timothy Carhart - Roger Kovary”
“Wikipedia: Black Sheep (1996 film)”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Black Sheep”
“[on stage making a fool of himself] Voting kicks ass right! Cause, uh, if voting kicks ass, and Al Donnelly kicks ass, and you put them both together and you got yourself some kick ass shit!”
“[holding onto a small plant on a steep hill] Oh, thank you, little roots! Please stay strong [Root quickly gives and Mike falls to the foot of the mountain] What in the hell was that all about!?”
“[talking on the phone] Hi there, this is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational center. To be honest with you I pretty much run the place ha, ha, ha. Is this ah Pat Gyles? Good, Good. Hey, hope everything's going great in your fine town of er Avery? Atwood! Ha, ha, ha. Say, the reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you a little bit about the candidacy of Al Donnelly. Al Donnelly's a guy with a dream. His dream is to become governor of this great state of Washington. Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me and the wall here, I had a doozy myself last night. Ha ha, ha, ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles, yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck! Now, I don't know ha, ha, ha. Are you crying? Oh my lord. I am sorry, honey, please don't! Could you get your daddy on the phone. No, don't hang up please I...”