Beware of the Car Quotes
Soviet films, Comedy films, Cult films, 1966 films
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“(to Dima) Put down the birdie!”
“No good deed can be accompanied by lies and deceit.”
“(to Dima) They will cage you. So, don't steal!”
“Crime movie without chase, it's like life without love.”
“I have extenuating circumstances: I am an honest person.”
“(in court, after Detochkin's last speech) Free Yuriy Detochkin!!!”
“I have always said that this is a talented criminal. Maybe even he's more talented than me.”
“Maxim: Who is the witness?
Old woman: I am! And what happened?”
“Wikipedia: Beware of the Car”
“I sell strawberries grown with my own hands, and for bribery I'll pulverize my own daughter, not like a son-in-law!”
“(to Detochkin): Look at yourself. You're just ... an idiot! (allusion to Dostoyevski's The Idiot)”
“(To Detochkin, contemptuously) Where did you come from? Your mom is so nice, she sings about a steam locomotive.”
“Maxim: Excuse me, but maybe you're insane? — Detochkin: I'm not. I even have a certificate.”
“(to jury, about Detochkin) Of course, he is guilty. But he is... not guilty! Have mercy on him, comrades judges: he is a very good man.”
“Everyone with no car, wants to buy it. And anyone who has a car, wants to sell it. And he doesn't do it just because he will stay without a car.”
“Isn't it time, my friends, we aim a blow at William, if you know, at our Shakespeare? (now quoted ironically before start new important job)”
“The audience likes detective movies. It's nice to watch a movie, knowing in advance how it will end. In general, it’s flattering to feel smarter than the authors.”
“(before Hamlet play) Comrades, it is a complete stadium of people. I ask everyone to the stage. (to Detochkin) Well, do not forget to say: "To be or not to be?"”
“So, as you noticed, it was a dark night. The unknown man tried very hard to go unnoticed... and he succeeded. It was so dark, quiet and deserted here, that you involuntarily wanted to commit a crime.”