Better Off Dead (film) Quotes
1985 films, Romantic comedy films, Teen comedy films, Films about suicide, High school films, Films set in California
Top Quotes
“I want my two dollars!”
“Laura Waterbury - Mrs. Smith”
“Scooter Stevens - Badger Meyer”
“Demian Slade - Johnny Gasparini”
“Suicide is never the answer, little trooper.”
“Insanity doesn't run in the family, it gallops”
“Teenage life has never been darker...or funnier...”
“She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.”
“I gotta go, the Christmas tree is on fire. [hangs up the phone.]”
“I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you.”
“[giving skiing instructions] Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.”
“Kim Darby - Jenny Meyer”
“John Cusack - Lane Myer”
“The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you.”
“This is pure snow. It's everywhere! Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?”
“I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.”
“Diane Franklin - Monique Junot”
“David Ogden Stiers - Al Meyer”
“Curtis Armstrong - Charles de Mar”