Best Laid Plans (1999 film) Quotes
1999 films, 1990s American films, Crime films, Neo-noir, Thriller films
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“Terrence Howard - Jimmy”
“Reese Witherspoon - Lissa”
“Relationships can be murder.”
“I only wanted to get laid, instead I'm getting fucked.”
“Bad Ass Dude: What, you never fucked a friend before?”
“[to Nick] I've built up a certain tolerance for your fuck-ups.”
“Jamie Marsh - Barry”
“Josh Brolin - Bryce”
“Rocky Carroll - Bad Ass Dude”
“Alessandro Nivola - Nick”
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“[Nick is reaching for the stolen note, which Lissa has hidden in her private parts] You could at least kiss me when you do that.”
“Bad Ass Dude: Boy, you got a funny idea about chivalry. When me and my lady go driving, she always rides up front with me.”
“We save her, we screw us, and vice versa. But think- who's worth saving here? Who's created this problem? Someone is gonna get hurt, Bryce. It's just a question of who.”
“Ever feel like the world is conspiring against you... You don't have to tell me where you've been... Everyone sucks, but us... keeping a relationship alive can be murder.”