Being John Malkovich Quotes
1999 films, Fantasy-comedy films, Films about acting, Screenplays by Charlie Kaufman, Films set in New York City, Films directed by Spike Jonze, Magic realism films, Films set in New Jersey, LGBT-related films, Comedy-drama films
Top Quotes
“Charlie Sheen — Charlie”
“Cameron Diaz — Lotte Schwartz”
“Ever Wanted To Be Someone Else?”
“Be All That Someone Else Can Be.”
“Help! He's locking me in a cage!”
“Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.”
“Ever wanted to be someone else? Now you can.”
“Sounds great. Who the fuck is John Malkovich?”
“It's my head, Schwartz! It's my head!”
“Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.”
“Maybe she's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover.”
“Hot lesbian witches! Think about it! It's fucking genius!”
“Do you see what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?”
“Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.”
“That portal is mine, and it must be sealed forever for the love of God!”
“I have been to the dark side. I have seen a world that no man should see.”
“You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte, I tell you that as a friend.”
“Dr. Lester: Forever doomed to watch the world through someone else's eyes.”
“Orson Bean — Dr. Lester”
“John Cusack — Craig Schwartz”