Anger Management (film) Quotes
2003 films, 2000s American films, Comedy films, Films directed by Peter Segal, Films set in Brooklyn, Films about psychiatry, Midlife crisis films
Top Quotes
“Feel the love”
“Let the healing begin”
“Adam Sandler as David "Dave" Buznik”
“"Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin. From now on, unacceptable."”
“Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a cheater.”
“Look everybody, Pana Banana's got a heinie! He's got a heinie!”
“I'm not a homophobe, I'm a pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-ophobe.”
“I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.”
“[singing] I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. Oh so pretty and whitty and... gay.”
“Luis Guzmán as Lou”
“Krista Allen as Stacy”
“Marisa Tomei as Linda”
“Kurt Fuller as Frank Head”
“I want to have children with you! Children! With your eyes and my... last name! That's all I want.”
“Jonathan Loughran as Nate”
“Jack Nicholson as Dr. Buddy Rydell”
“Five hour drive to find out mommy had a jelly bean removed from her nose... Glad I missed work. Can we eat now?”
“Internet Movie Database (IMDb): Anger Management (film)”
“"So when I get out of prison in the next 2-5 years, I expect you to do the right thing and give me the promotion that Andrew resigned from.”