The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Quotes
2011 video games, Role-playing video games, Xbox 360 video games, The Witcher
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“I never jest.”
“Plow the lilies!”
“I'm looking for a whore.”
“Uhhuhhg! A flea... has bitten a lion.”
“My favourite type of magic — Lesbomancy.”
“Drinking alone is as bad as shitting in company.”
“No tears, Boussy. One day you'll be king, and kings do not weep.”
“Life without old mates and booze is like a woman without a rump.”
“Spoken like a true man, at last. Sorry, that was racist. Well said, witcher.”
“Imagine your ancestors, carved in stone. Condemnation, not pride on their bearded faces.”
“History's like a coin that falls out of your pocket: you never know where it's gonna roll.”
“Triss, stop thinking with your vagina and get a hold of yourself. The witcher will manage.”
“Looks like he slept in a vat full of booze. And smells like he fell out of a dwarf's arsehole.”
“I'll tell you one thing, Geralt: that succubus knows true art about as well as Zoltan knows table manners.”
“Geralt of Rivia: You're vile, Loredo. I hope you and Iorveth face each other some day, and may the best rat win.”
“I've waited long for this meeting. You left Redania so suddenly I had no chance to give you the send-off you so richly deserved.”
“Witcher Geralt. We meet again, who would've known? I thought cats always landed on four paws, but I see wolves sometimes do as well.”
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“My knights will soon be here. You must meet them, for one day you will rule them. Boussy, go wash your face — they must not see that you wept.”
“You're shitting bricks because Henselt is coming. Who is he? A god? No, he has arms, legs, and blood, as red as any of ours. If he dares to cross these walls, then we'll gladly spill some of it.”