The Lost Mind of Dr. Brain Quotes

“Dr. Brain has transferred too much of his intellect to Rathbone.”

“Dr. Brain's brain has been DRAINED, and his thoughts need to be CONTAINED.”

“Hello, Joe's Pizza? [laughs] I am just kidding, it's Dr. Brain! Who's this?”

“Wikipedia: The Lost Mind of Dr. Brain”

“I am Dr. Thaddeus P. Brain, the Third. The "P" stands for "Puzzles". I am the puzzle master! Always ready for the master experiment. Nothing can go wrong!”

“Uncle, it's Elaina. You must stop this crazy experiment! I had just received your e-mail, and uncle, replacing the broken filter with a chunk of Rathbone's cheese is insane!”

“I am obsessed with the ancient science of "puzzle-ometry". I have discovered that within puzzles lies the secret of human intelligence, that which separates us from the common beast.”