Thank Goodness You're Here! Quotes
2024 video games, Adventure games
Top Quotes
“Cracking work, lad! The stall's never looked better!”
“Here's some wisdom for you. Never give an owl a towel.”
“Hokey Cokey Guvna! Keep your rhubarb folded on the way down!”
“Riddle me that, pickle me this, hold on to my brush I'm about to piss!”
“Here 'e is again! Ready for another bit of fiddlesticks, are ya? Watch your knees!”
“Nice firm grip on that mower, lad. I tell you, Reggie's wife could learn a thing or two.”
“Do I smell quail? Oh I see, twas but a tomato! Hoo hoo, more fool me. 30-love, Herbert, 30-love!”
“What 'ave we here then! A toad in the 'ole! Don't worry little fella, I'll pop you down the apples and pears in a jiffy!”
“Thank goodness you're here, lad! This stall's a reyt mess! Give us a hand setting it up, won't you? I'd do it meself but me gout's playin' up.”
“Rightio chaps, ready for one last tug tugaroo? Grab ahold of my for'arm. On my mark... three, two, one... Heave! Ho!”
“I'm Brigadier Bean Tin, hear my breath! Bring me beans or bring me death!”
“I'm Brigadier Bean Tin, hear my plea! I summon my six Gulls back to me! [blows baked bean tin like a conch] That didn't work. Go find them!”
“Right away you go, laddie! I cannae get into this thing without my trusty screwdriver! What the devil are you still doing here, boy! I need that screwdriver quick sticks!”
“What's this! 'Twas nary a tuppence! 'Twas a threepence! Pray tell, young threepence, where best to spend ye? What ho, what luck, a wishing well! Godspeed, young threepence!”
“[reads Gardening for Plonkers] Crikey, look at the size of this lad's marrow. Says here that tomatoes are a fruit?!”
“Ooh thank goodness you're here! I've been sucking this pipe all morning and I haven't got a drop out of it. Little Tomantha here has nearly crusted over, we need to dampen that topsoil pronto!”
“Hey, cracking work reclaiming my spanner from that despicable fishmonger. Unfortunately, I've noticed my screwdriver's gone missing too! It's probably that daft lassie, Kerri, down at Price Shaggers!”
“Just the man I need. The Mayor's asked me to clean up this little rose garden. You can start by getting on that mower! Don't be shy lad, give that lawnmower the old and grab and squeeze just like in the Navy.”
“I cannae believe the cheek of that wee boy! I dread to think the trouble he was up to with this old thing. Anyway lad, I think I've almost cracked her open. Take a look inside, won't you, see if you cannae flush all this muck oot!”