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“"Aha-aaagh!"”

“"Some guest!"”

“"I'm a fairy!"”

“"Appreciated."”

“"MOODOOOOOCK!"”

“"Oh... for me?"”

“"See you later."”

“"You keep that."”

“"What was that?"”

“"Come back later."”

“"I am... Morphius."”

“"Oh, hiya, sailor!"”

“"Do you... forfeit?"”

“"Hey, that's cheap!"”

“"Oh no, not a test."”

“(sniffs) "You STINK!"”

“"Don't... hurt... me!"”

“"Game's over for you."”

“"You big...fat...orc!"”

“"WHA?!! Was that you?"”