Postal (video game) Quotes
1997 video games
Top Quotes
“Eat lead sucker.”
“I regret nothing.”
“Oh, did that hurt?”
“Let's blow something up.”
“Only my weapon(s) understand(s) me.”
“The earth was hungry, so it ate some people.”
“Did someone say they've fallen and can't get up?”
“Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets.”
“The earth is thirsty. It also seems to have soiled itself...”
“Watch the river run; flowing with bubbling blood; the end, it is near.”
“A glorious symphony of slaughter! 76 tromboners led the death parade...”
“The footprint you see, Godzilla has formed for you, your city laid waste.”
“The air ripens with the odors of the dead and dying. It smells like...victory.”
“Life is cheap--death is free! Act now! Supplies are limited! (Offer void in Arizona)”
“Next stop: Armageddon, the River Styx, Hades... and all points in between! All aboard!”
“The Earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The Earth is also thirsty...”
“Feathers will fly, but big birds won't. They WILL however, be going south this winter...FAR south!”
“Watch for falling prices, falling employees, falling customers, incoming missiles, and blood puddles...”
“Feast upon the frozen images of molten massacre as the machineries of death grind relentlessly, mindlessly on...”
“Blood splinters everywhere. Like a river, flowing around me, pulling me in its wake. Paradise! Prepare for...deconstruction!”