Postal 2 Quotes

“Postal Dude: I regret nothing!”

“Zombified Mike J: Bend over and catch!”

“Zombified Mike J: Rat scum cancer fuck!”

“Zombified Mike J: Ass fuck shit poo balls!”

“Vegetarian: Somebody call Pamela Anderson!”

“Postal Dude: Guns don’t kill people. I do.”

“Anti-book protestor: Save a tree! Burn a book!”

“Zombified Mike J: Slob on my ass cock fuck bitch!”

“Habib: Infidel! I crash a plane into your mother!”

“Postal Dude: Some designer has lost his tiny mind.”

“Parent for Decency: Games are bad! They make you mad!”

“Habib: Your mother is a goat that my father services!”

“Postal Dude: Ahh, that's the ticket. ''(When urinating)'”

“Zombified Mike J: Scrotum fuck gonhorrea cock beans face!”

“Postal Dude: Now the flowers will grow. ''(When urinating)'”

“Postal Dude: Today's the first day of the end of your lives.”

“Vince Desi: There's a position under my desk for your sister.”

“Postal Dude: Whoever designed this town was on serious crack.”

“Krotchy: Krotchy ain't got no cojones. Krotchy IS cojones, bitch!”

“Postal Dude: Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...”