Poker Night 2 Quotes

“Ash: You're killing me here, GLaDOS.”

“GLaDOS: Brock Sampson has been eliminated.”

“GLaDOS: The robot from Pandora is out of chips.”

“Sam: Hey, I won again. I wonder what that means?”

“GLaDOS: The player has been eliminated due to lack of funds. And intelligence.”

“Wikipedia: Poker Night 2”

“GLaDOS: Congratulations. You've converted a nearly unbeatable hand into a victory.”

“Max: [holding a chainsaw in front of Ash] Looking for something? Check it out, Sam! I'm a tree surgeon!”

“GLaDOS: Congratulations. You've won. I'm hoping you weren't expecting baked desserts, because I don't do that anymore.”

“GLaDOS: (ring) Excuse me. I have to take this. Something or someone appears to be exploding back at the lab. (powers down)”

“GLaDOS: It appears you have lost all your chips. Oh well. It's only money. Your money. $20,000 of it. Right down the drain.”

“GLaDOS: It's a mathematical certainty that 80% of you are going to lose tonight. And 100% of you will eventually die. (Beat) Math is fun, don't you think?”

“GLaDOS: Management froze me out of the lighting systems after I created a strobe effect to induce seizures in a bus full of freemasons. It was an... illuminating experiment.”

“GLaDOS: Actually, my scans indicate that Mr. Williams' hand is fully functional, and its nervous tapping appears to be induced by an outside force. I'll see if I can isolate it.”

“GLaDOS: Good evening. This completes the first test of the contestants' poker faces. Bad news is you all failed miserably. The good news is you appear to be evenly matched. (Departs)”

“GLaDOS: Did you know that the term 'blinds' was coined by a blind poker in the 19th century? Of course you didn't. Because it's a lie. In any event, I'm upping the blinds to 1200 to 2400.”