Plants vs. Zombies Quotes

“THE ZOMBIES ATE YOUR BRAINS!”

“Wikipedia: Plants vs. Zombies”

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“Sometimes, people used to call me fog man.
Because I be in the fog and jump at people.
Ah, those were the days.”

“"[Player completes Level 3-9, finds note and opens it]" Hello, we herd you were having a pool party. We think that wood be fun. We'll be rite over.”

“Funny thing about zombie process, is that it sometimes make 'em come out very small.
Very small, and very mean! Defend your shins! [Our view turns our attention to the Zombies, which are abnormally small.]”

“[Player completes Level 4-9, finds note and opens it] This iz your muther. Please come over to my house for some "Meatloaf"
Leave your front door open and your lawn unguarded
Sincerely,
MOM (not the zombies)”

“Sunflower.
One, two, three.
[Singing] There's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your lawn (Yeah!) There's a zombie on your lawn, we don't want Zombies on our lawn (Yeah!)
I know your type: Tall, dark, and dead.
You wanna bite all the petals off of my head, and the then eat the brains of the on”

“[After presenting the Zen Garden] I must warn you...
You're gonna hate this next level.
Why? 'Cause it's non stop bungee-zombie after bungee-zombie.
I hate those cofounded bungee-zombies.
Hate them.
Hate them with passion.
And a vengeance.
A-whoop-a-dee-doo, here come those idiots now [we notice 3 bungee-zombies, meaning there's going to be a lot of them]”