Left 4 Dead 2 Quotes

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“Seeing in Dead Center:
Ellis: Spittin' Nasty Thing!
Ellis: That Loogie Dude!”

“When heard
Coach: One of those leaping-on-your-back bitches is around.
Nick: Jockeys coming hot and ready
Rochelle: Jockey around...
Ellis: Frickin' jockey's around.”

“When puked on:
Coach: Augh, shit!
Coach: Blargh, dammit!
Nick: Ah, goddammit!
Nick: Augh—this is nasty shit...!
Nick: Ugh, dammit. I am covered in vomit...again.”

“Fighting:
Coach: Shoot that big mutha!
Coach: Keep pourin' it on!
Ellis: Light that mother UP!
Nick: Stay away from my vodka!!
Nick: Everyone shoot the Tank!
Rochelle: Okay, shoot the shit out of that thing!”

“Running from the Witch:
Coach: The bitch is chasin' me!
Coach: Run! Run! Bitch comin' through!
Coach: Shoot the Bitch, shoot the Bitch!
Nick: Ahhhhh I pissed the Bitch off!
Nick: Shoot the Bitch! Shoot the Bitch! Shoot the Bitch! ''What're you doing?! '''Shoot her!'''''”

“Injured by Spitter goo:
Coach: Wha—?! SPIT!
Coach: Damn Spitter got me!
Coach: Goddammit—GOO!
Ellis: I got Spitter shit on me!
Ellis: Auh, Spitter goo!
Ellis: GODDAMN GOO!
Nick: I got hit by (the) burning goo shit!
Nick: God—damn it, I'm—covered in goo!”

“Injured by Spitter goo in Dead Center:
Ellis: What the hell? 's [s]he spittin' fire...?!
Ellis: Hey, run, man; this['s] some crazy shit!
Nick: Ugh, what 'n the hell did that thing just do?!
Nick: Ugh, what is this shit on me?!
Nick: Ough, what am I covered in?!
Coach: OH!, WHAT THE HELL PETER!”

“Grabbed and pummeled:
Coach: Shoot this damn Charger!
Coach: Agh, man—one-a y'all gonna shoot this thing?!
Coach: Ah! This thing's beatin' my ass!
Coach: Don't stand there! Kill this thing!
Nick: This thing is beating my meat!
Nick: Kill this goddamn thing!
Ellis: CHARGER'S GOT ME!
Ellis: He's bashin' me int' shit!
Ellis: Aw hell, it's poundin' me to death!
Ellis: Charger's rip-pin' me up!
Ellis: Jus' shoot it! SHOOT IT!”