Day of the Tentacle Quotes

“He's long gone!”

“We may not live to see yesterday...”

“Whoah, You're, like, George Washington!!”

“Bernard, float over here so I can punch you.”

“Get me out of here! I feel like I'm pupating!”

“Soon we'll all be speaking... Well, English I guess.”

“{responding to Betsy Ross} Hey chill! Take your time.”

“Mr. President? May I offer you an excellent smoke?”

“(Talking to Dr. Fred), "How about catching Purple Tentacle?"”

“"This must be that Woodstock place Mom and Dad always talk about".”

“I feel like I could... like I could... like I could... TAKE ON THE WORLD!!”

“{referring to a hamster at the door} I think we could bite its head off or whatever.”

“Step one. Find plans. Step two. Save world. Step three. Get out of my house! Let's get cracking.”

“Great, I'm stuck in colonial times, tentacles are taking over the world, and now the toilet's backing up.”

“Wikipedia: Day of the Tentacle”

“(After his Chron-O-John's first attempt) Cheap-Mail-Ordered Jewel! I'd knew I should've bought a real diamond.”

“"Well, you know what they say: "If you want to save the world, you gotta push a few old ladies down the stairs".”

“The Diminuator will be my crowning success! With it I will be able to shrink the entire human race out of sight! BWAHAHAHAHA!!”

“"Gosh, I hope this isn't like the primitive, dangerous microwave ovens of my century. Those things could really pop a hamster good".”

“(Still talking to Dead Cousin Ted)
"Boy, I wish I had as little on my mind as you do. No offense intended, of course".”