Crash Tag Team Racing Quotes
Crash Bandicoot racing games, 2005 video games, PlayStation 2 video games, Xbox video games, PlayStation Portable video games, GameCube video games, Video games developed in Canada
Top Quotes
“Do what I ask or I'm putting you in the kennel!”
“Crash? Aren't you supposed to be defeating my uncle somewhere?”
“[after the racers crash into each other] Nice drivin', fool”
“Crash, where's the fusion unit?! If this is a joke, I don't get it...”
“[after losing a race] What will I tell my non-existent friends?!”
“[when running over a park drone] Immoral? Possibly. Satisfying? Absolutely!”
“You gettin' heatstroke, Crash? You need mouth-to-mouth or somethin'? [Crash cowers in fear]”
“Crash, you've been nippin' at the hooch again or somethin'? What are you doin' back here without that starter?”
“Why are you still here?! Go get me the coins I need before I have you FIXED! [Crash cowers in terror]”
“Wikipedia: Crash Tag Team Racing”
“Look, are you gonna do what I asked, or do I have to start shaving you? Cause I will. Right down to the brain.”
“What's wrong with you, man?! I'm dying inside! Must... be cute! Bring me the pretty, bring me the pretty! Or I stick doom in you!”
“Are you feelin' okay there, fuzzy-pants? I need a Power Crystal to get this steer jumpin'. You don't got nothin' but good looks right now...”
“Again, you come back to bother me. What is it with you bandicoots, are you all this dumb? Or is this just because you spin so much?”
“Big brother, if you really wanna annoy me, can't you do normal big brother stuff, like noogies and headlocks or something like that?”
“Crash, you blithering imbecile! Can't you do anything right?! You're the worst mutation I've ever created! Bring me those gears, NOW!”
“Thank you Mister... chicken man! This is really cool n' stuff but we'd like to return the park ownership to where it belongs: to Ebenezer Von Clutch.”
“Crash, you blithering imbecilic BOOB! How am I supposed to destro-- err, help you bandicoots without enough Power Crystals?! Get moving, hairball!”
“You're just trying to make me angry, aren't you? WELL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED! Get me that costume! I know your weakness, Crash: bullets!”
“Oooh, now that is more like it. Doesn't take much to get you to do what I want, now does it? Here's your Crystal, and I'll see you on the racetrack!”