Wigfield Quotes
Comedy novels, American novels, Satire books
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“Stephen Colbert”
“Strangers With Candy”
“Think about it: I haven't.”
“You don't own me motherfucker.”
“God, animals are stupid. They will do anything I force them to.”
“The fact is, I'm just a small-town businessmayor, what can I do?”
“If there's one thing I've learned, it's you can't un-fry things.”
“[Rabbits] are industrious, they are dedicated, and they are delicious!”
“If you get burned by your stove, don't keep touching it, get rid of it!”
“What I learned made me angry. What I read made me sleepy.”
“Words cannot describe all the things that I have left to write.”
“It turns out it's pretty hard to exercise your right to vote when you're on fire.”
“I could easily describe Wigfield in three words, but I don't know what they would be.”
“Wikipedia: Wigfield”
“I begin to search my dresser for clothes until I realize I left them hanging on my body.”
“Sorry about the dogs. My dad says they only attack in the presence of people.”
“I like being a lawyer. It makes me proud. I have a briefcase. I keep my fudge in there.”
“I had been on the road for what seemed like weeks but was probably closer to days, more specifically hours.”
“Two things became clear after speaking to Lenare Degroat: One, steer clear of Lenare Degroat.”
“I love to party, that's not a crime, although I have done some time as a result, but that's not a crime either.”