Watchmen Quotes

“Alan Moore quotes”

“Oh God, I probably sound so Devo right?”

“What happened to us? What happened to the American Dream?”

“Everything is preordained. Even my responses.”

“What in my life, does not deserve celebrating?”

“In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.”

“I suppose I'd have had to catch the bullet, wouldn't I?”

“Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality disorders?”

“I don't mind being the smartest man in the world, I just wish it wasn't this one.”

“We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings.”

“Wikipedia: Watchmen”

“I am tired of Earth, these people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.”

“No, I don't mind being the smartest man in the world. I just wish it wasn't this one.”

“None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me.”

“On Friday night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Down there, somebody knows.”

“Why do we argue? Life's so fragile, a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing.”

“Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.”

“I used to be a masked avenger too, remember … I mean, I'm used to going out at three in the morning and doing something stupid.”

“Y'know, this must be how ordinary people feel. This must be how ordinary people feel around us.”

“I'm through thinking about my life, looking back at all my stupid memories. It's been a dumb life, and if there is a design, it's a dumb design!”