The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes
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Top Quotes
“Where do I fit?”
“I ache, therefore I am.”
“They obstinately persisted in their absence.”
“And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.”
“Arthur was stumped. How was he to feel if not put upon?”
“"Come," said Slartibartfast, "you are to meet the mice."”
“"Ford," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."”
“Marvin: Life, don't talk to me about life.”
“Lallafa had lived in the forests of the Long Lands of Effa.”
“Think before you pluck. Irresponsible plucking costs lives.”
“Whenever the Universe fell apart, Ford Prefect was never far behind.”
“"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed," Marvin said.”
“I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?”
“"What's up?"
"I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there."”
“"Life," said Marvin dolefully, "loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."”
“"Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off." Zaphod”
“"You go ahead and kill yourself, don't worry about me." – Trillian”
“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”
“Time travel is increasingly regarded as a menace. History is being polluted.”
“I don't know, apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all.”