The Enchanted Forest Chronicles Quotes

“Eeeaugh! No! Help! You can’t do this to me!”

“You can’t do this to me! I can’t be melting! I’m a wizard! It’s not fa-”

“No! Not again! I’ll get you, Cimorene! I’ll be back! You can’t stop me! I’ll”

“There is something backwards about climbing up six flights of stairs in order to get to a dungeon.”

“Wikipedia: The Enchanted Forest Chronicles”

“Power of water, wind and earth,
Turn the fire back to its birth.
Raise the spell to shield the flame
By the power that we have tamed.”

“By the darkness of the stone’s heart,
By the silence of the sea’s tears,
By the whisper of the sky’s breath,
By the dawning of the star’s flame,
Do as I will thee!”

“Noooo! Cimorene, this is all your fault. I spent months making that staff! I’ll get you for this, I swear I will. If it takes me twenty years, I’ll get you. You’ll be sorry. You’ll be…”

“Blast you six ways from next Wednesday! This is the second time you’ve liquefied me! May you and your pet dragon and your triple-cursed wash water turn purple with orange spots and fall down a bottomless pit!”

“What-no! Not soapsuds! It’s demeaning. Lemon juice! Bah! How dare you do such a thing? I’m the Head Wizard of the Society of Wizards! Interfering busybodies! Soapsuds! Of all the undignified tricks. You’ll be sorry for this! You can’t melt a wizard forever, you know! You’ll be sor-…”