The Da Vinci Code Quotes
Mystery novels, American novels, Thriller novels
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“I thought Constantine was a Christian.”
“The blind see what they want to see.”
“Nobody is more indoctrinated than the indoctrinator.”
“Those who seek the truth are more than friends. They are brothers.”
“We're on a Grail quest, Sophie. Who better to help us than a knight?”
“In my experience, men go to far greater lengths to avoid what they fear than to obtain what they desire.”
“Wikipedia: The Da Vinci Code”
“Fortunately for you, we British judge man’s civility not by his compassion for his friends, but by his compassion for his enemies.”
“On the verge of unveiling one of history’s greatest secrets, and he troubles himself with a woman who has proven herself unworthy of the quest.”
“The only difference between The Da Vinci Code and the gospels is that the gospels are ancient fiction while The Da Vinci Code is modern fiction.”
“Silas: Stand up slowly, and give it to me.
Sir Leigh: Standing is difficult for me.
Silas: Precisely. I would prefer nobody attempt any quick moves.”
“I can't imagine your complaint, sir. You trespassed in my home and placed a nasty welt on the skull of a dear friend. I would be well within my rights to shoot you right now and leave you to rot in the woods.”
“Robert: The keystone is well hidden.
Sir Leigh: Extremely well hidden, I hope!
Robert: Actually, that depends on how often you dust under your couch.”
“Robert: Who is that? What… happened?
Sir Leigh: You were rescued by a knight brandishing an Excalibur made by Acme Orthopaedic.”
“Get a transport up here. I'm going to London. And get me the Kent local police. Not British MI5. Kent local. Tell them I want Teabing's plane to be permitted to land. Then I want it surrounded on the tarmac. Nobody deplanes until I get there.”
“Simon Edwards: I'm afraid your arrival has taken us a bit off guard, sir.
Sir Leigh: I know. I'm off my schedule, I am. Between you and me, the new medication gives me the tinkles. Thought I'd come over for a tune-up.”
“Operator: Will you accept charges for a collect call from Robert Langdon?
Jonas: Uh… sure, okay.
Robert: Jonas?
Jonas: Robert? You wake me up and you charge me for it?”
“Sir Leigh: [to Robert and Sophie] Sometimes I wonder who is serving whom?
Sir Leigh: [over the intercom to Rémy] I'll be right there, Remy. Can I bring you anything when I come?
Rémy: Only freedom from oppression, sir.”
“We were apparently rather resistant to the idea of destroying witches in England, unlike views espoused in so-called books — and I use the word "book" very loosely — like The Da Vinci Code. [pretends to spit in disgust] It is complete loose stool water. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind.”
“Pilot: Sir, my humble apologies, but my diplomatic flight allowance provides only for you and your manservant. I cannot take your guests.
Sir Leigh: Richard, two thousand pounds sterling and that loaded gun say you can take my guests. And that unfortunate fellow in the back.”