Survivor (Palahniuk novel) Quotes

“There is no Hell. There is no heaven.”

“This is passive aggression in action"”

“Right now, me getting killed would be redundant.”

“Everything we can do is wrong as long as we're still alive.”

“Only God has the right to surprise his children with death.”

“Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.”

“The joke is, we all have the same punchline.”

“You could stab a knife right through my heart and you'd be too late.”

“Kill myself? Thanks, I say. No thanks. Let's Not rush anything here.”

“You realize that there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching.”

“Today is just one of those days the sun comes out to really humiliate you.”

“The feeling is you have no control. The feeling is that we're being delivered.”

“Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.”

“It's not that I want to get married.
I admire guys who can commit to a tattoo.”

“Whoever invented this routine, the agent tells me, they pretty much run things in hell.”

“There's a terrible dark joy when the only person who knows all your secrets is finally dead.”

“Reality means you live until you die, the agent says. "The real truth is nobody wants reality.”

“You’re that tree falling in the forest that nobody gives a rat’s ass about. ”

“And if Christ had died from a barbiturate overdose, alone on the bathroom floor, would He be in Heaven?”

“According to the agent, the biggest factor that makes you a saint is the amount of press coverage you get.”