Gregor the Overlander Quotes

“Courage only counts when you can count.”

“"Doors are for those who lack enemies."”

“The mighty warrior excused himself and changed a diaper.”

“Be she princess, Overlander, be she? Be she queen, be she?”

“"She believes the rats want your father to make them a thumb!"”

“Smells what, so good, smells what?"
I poop! I poop Ge-go!”

“"Most rats read. Our frustration is, we cannot hold a pen to write.”

“Burning white with fury, she crossed the room and struck him on the face.”

“"You mean you just took us that way so we'd all smell like rotten eggs?" said Gregor.”

“Fangor and Shed were excellent fighters, on the rare occasions they were sober, said Ripred.”

“One, she was clear as a bell, and the next she was calling him Simon. Who was SIMON He had no idea.”

“Yes, stay you or I shall be forced to move, and that always puts me in an ill humor, he said languidly.”

“If roaches talked and bats played ball games, then probably there was a cow jumping a moon somewhere, too.”

“Everyone nodded numbly, still stunned by his ferocity. "t's all right," he added. Remember, I'm on your side.”

“Perhaps you do. But having witnessed your last attack, I doubt it, said Ripred, starting on a wedge of cheese.”

“Wikipedia: Gregor the Overlander”

“"Oh, yeah. You guys should open a theme park. You'll have a line stretched from here to the surface," said Gregor.”

“Perhaps we leave the gnawer dead beside us.
Perhaps you do, but having witnessed your last attack I doubt it."”

“"So, isn't it time I had a sword?
There was a moment of silence, then all the Underlanders burst out laughing.”

“"Bat!" she shouted, pointing to the monstrous animal above her. "Geez!" thought Gregor. "Doesn't anything scare her?"”