Breaking Dawn Quotes

“"You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair."”

“"Why am I covered in feathers?"”

“"Goodbye, Jacob, my brother...my son."”

“"'Bout time somebody scored around here."”

“"Over my pile of ashes," Rosalie hissed at him.”

“"You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."”

“Shut up, please, Seth.
Shutting.”

“Life sucks, and then you die.
Yeah, I should be so lucky.”

“He smiled the kind of smile that would have stopped my heart if it were still beating.”

“"Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."”

“And then [Edward and I] continued blissfully into this small but perfect piece of our forever.”

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“Jeez, she was running true to form. Of course, die for the monster spawn. It was so Bella.”

“"You ever think about dating?" [...]
"I don't see them either, Quil. I don't see their faces."”

“"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"”

“"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?" I screeched.
And then I lunged for his throat.”

“"Have you heard this one, Psycho? How do a blonde's brain cells die? [... A] blonde's brain cells die alone."”

“"S'not so hard to erase a blonde's memory," I countered. "Just blow in her ear."
"Get some new jokes," she snapped.”

“I lifted my head and kissed [Edward] with a passion that might possibly set the forest on fire.
I wouldn't have noticed.”

“"Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain?" I asked, and then continued on the same breath, "a golden retriever."”