Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Quotes

“It's the oldest rule in the book.”

“Oh my ears and whiskers!”

“Curiouser and curiouser!”

“Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.”

“Sentence first, verdict afterwards.”

“'You don't know much,' said the Duchess, 'And that's a fact.'”

“'Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves.'”

“After a fall such as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling downstairs!”

“Rule forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.”

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“But, said Alice, if the world has absolutely no sense, who's stopping us from inventing one?”

“'A cat may look at a king,' said Alice. 'I've read that in some book, but I don't remember where.'”

“You know you say that things are 'much of a muchness' — did you ever see a drawing of a muchness?”

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“'It's really dreadful' She muttered to herself, 'The way all the creatures argue. It's enough to drive one crazy!'”

“I can guarantee that the books have no religious teaching whatever in them - in fact they do not teach anything at all.”

“They're dreadfully fond of beheading people here; the great wonder is, that there's any one left alive!”

“'Who cares for you?' said Alice, (she had grown to her full size by this time.) ''''You're nothing but a pack of cards!''''”

“At last the Dodo said, 'Everybody''''' has won, and all'' must have prizes.''''”